What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a ânofollowâ outside the door.
What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off? Pay per click.
A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.
Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings
What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter? A trackback.
Q: Why was the font tag an orphan?
A: Because it didn’t have a font-family.
Q: Why do CSS designers have too many children?
A: Because they employ lots of child selectors.
Q: Why was the XHTML bird an invalid?
A: Because it wasn’t nested properly.
Q: Why was the decapitated web page invalid?
A: Because it didn’t have a head.
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Why couldn’t the webpage get a girl? Because it had no <style>.
Q: Why was the XHTML bird an invalid? A: Because it wasn’t nested properly.
HTML jokes are so .
If we were on the same domain, we could share cookies together.
To err is human, and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips?”
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
